burairium:

jadehariey:

so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines

no wonder its in washington

OH MY GOSH

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Anonymous pondered: i would cast eminem as you and your love interest is leo dicaprio and your bff is the human personification of your sidebar gif (its really distracting holy shit)

oh my god anon come out of the shadows and let me love you (mostly for the leo part)

also, yes, I’m quite the fan of my sidebar as well.

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#anonymous #jessi answers stuff

Tell Me; Who’d you cast as me?

Bonus: Tell me who’d you cast as my love interest.

Double Bonus: Tell me who’d you cast as my best friend

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so I found out today that my 13 year old sister makes vines and like… they’re actually pretty good???

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Here's some good ones.

1: Something you always wanted as a kid, but never got.
2: What’s your favorite lyric from the last song you listened to?
3: How did you meet (one of) your best friends?
4: How many times have you moved in your life?
5: What were your favorite and your least favorite subjects in school?
6: What is your favorite color?
7: A random story from the past year.
8: To who was your last text and what did it say?
9. Do you believe that you’re a good girlfriend/boyfriend?
10: What is your favorite work of art?
11: Who is your favorite fictional character and why?
12: When is the last time you had sex?
13: What is your sexuality?
14: What is one of your biggest turn-ons in bed?
15: What are some of your turn-offs in bed?
16: Most interesting place you’ve ever had sex?
17: Why did your last relationship end?
18: Ever been in love?
19: What was the worst injury you’ve had?
20: Do you consider yourself a good writer?
21: Do you consider yourself a good artist?
22: What’s something superficial you look for in a girlfriend/boyfriend?
23: What was your favorite stuffed animal as a kid (or now)?
24: What’s your favorite nickname for yourself?
25: What was the last thing you ate?
26: What grade did you get on the last paper you wrote?
27: If you’re in a relationship, what’s a problem going on in your current relationship? If you’re single, what’s a problem you’ve run into while being single?
28: Has anyone ever drawn a picture of you?
29: Do you regret kissing the last person you kissed?
30: Have you ever cheated on anyone? Has anyone ever cheated on you?
31: What are three things you look for, personality-wise, in an ideal relationship?
32: What’s your favorite ride at an amusement park?
33: Are you afraid of the dark?
34: If you started a band, what would you play?
35: How many kids do you want to have?
36: Name one of your most positive traits and one of your most negative traits.
37: What is your favorite word?
38: What’s something that’s been bothering you lately?
39: What is a compliment that you receive often?
40: Ask me anything

maddybunny:

xbox one ha because they are only gonna sell one amiright okay that was a shitty joke i am sorry

zfitzgerald:

I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.

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stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

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